"how many times have you even watched that movie"
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable